General Derek on 09 Aug 2008
Not so much a rant…
as a venting; if I don’t direct my anger, irritation and frustration into some other channel, there’s a very good chance I’ll put my fist through my computer screen. And that wouldn’t be good - its new, shiny and undeserving, and it would just be the modern equivalent of shooting the messenger.
No, my wrath is directed at Nvidia and Microsoft. I bought 2 750GB hard disks with the intention of installing them in my desktop in a RAID-1 (mirrored) configuration, putting them in was a doddle, less hassle than I that it would have been, as it turned out that I did have a Molex-SATA power adaptor, rather than having to venture out into the rain to buy one, Installing them into a mirrored array was, again, easy, a simple text-based interface.
Then I booted Windows.
Oh dear. Its fair to say that I had been lulled into a false sense of security by how easy things had been so far - Windows was about to change all that. Things started off well - assorted popups mentioned Raid devices, then I tried to install the drivers. “Oh no, these aren’t WHQL certified drivers, the ensuing apocalypse would be entirely your fault, should you install and use them” or words to that effect appearred on the screen. “Hummmm, suppose I should update them” I thought and merrily toddled off to Nvidia’s website to download the latest driver - version 15.22. A couple of reboots later and ….. nothing ….. no array, two seperate disks, happily reporting in but no array to be seen of and no sign of those Raid devices previously mentioned. Eyes narrowing suspiscously, I started investigating, attempting to trick it into working by installing Raid devices didn’t work nor did removing the array and re-adding it. Having run out of ideas, I decided to install the downloaded drivers again, just in case something hadn’t work properly the first time, so off I went and reinstalled and the re…
Bo**o***….. nv_i’m_allegedly_critical_and_you’ve_just_removed_me.sys is missing or corrupt windows cannot boot, press r from the window setup disk to repair. Wondering such idle thoughts as “What wazzock writes their uninstall software to allow critical drivers to be uninstalled?” and “Doesn’t windows have backups of these things, why can’t it just use those?”, I reached for my laptop, and my Genuine Windows XP DVD. Having found one site that contained non-working link to the, I found another which said that merely running disable
“The hardware on this system has changed a lot since Windows was validated, it needs to be validated again”
W T F ??!??!!?!
After starting at my monitor to convince myself I wasn’t actually hallucinating, begrudgingly and with forced politeness, I agreed that I would like to validate now. Only to be told that
“Windows Activation couldn’t access the internet.”
“Huh, may be because we’re in some sort of weird half logged in, half not, limbo?” I wondered and quit it and continued logging in, to find that Genuine Advantage Notification really wanted me to know that I had 3 days to validate myself. Grumbing more openly now I double clicked its system tray icon and it fired up Firefox to go the Microsoft Genuine Advantage site
“This won’t end well” I thought, but it asked me to download a plugin, which then allowed me to go to another page which told me that I could find the Validate Windows application in my Start menu. Okay tha……, hang on I’ve gone to a web page and installed a plugin to go to another web page which tells me its on the bl**dy START MENU!!??! Why couldn’t I just go there in the first place? Wishing dark and unspeakably violent fates to befall the Microsoft web developers, I ran the application.
“Windows Activation couldn’t access the internet.”
Oh FFS, but it threw up a Zonealarm alert this time. Yes, you may access the internet.
“Windows Activation couldn’t access the internet.”
Ob sod this, I’m sure I saw a online validation BETA link on one of those web pages. Trying with firefo was not successful - I had to download another plugin, but it complained it couldn’t load images. Internet Explorer , after thanking me for downloading it - you were a sodding windows update I didn’t have much choice in the matter - seem to be *thinking* really hard about the web page, but eventually on the third try did manage to validate my copy of windows.
Breathing a sigh of exasperated relief, I tried to recall what I’d being doing before all this palaver. Reinstalling drivers, right. My finger took me to the Disk Management application, which was only showing one new disk, alarmed but not, by this stage, particularly suprised I clicked on it to see which of the two it was, only to discover (hallelujah) that it was the array, windows had sneakily discovered it without telling me, looking at Device Manager, all the SATA controllers were now showing up as SATA Raid controllers. Success!! At last and it only took 7 hours - 9:15 when the box turned up until 4pm.
Lessons learnt:
- Software sucks
- In 75 minutes, you can write a 1000 word blog post, and fully cook a lamb joint, but only format 70% of a 750GB Raid 1 array
- Software sucks
