Pile of Dross

[GIGO] has fallen out of use as programs have become more sophisticated and now usually have checks built in to reject improper input.

Hahahahaha.
Haha.
Hah.

*sigh* If only.

Twitter / Graeme Mathieson: Pubs have jukeboxes. Pubs …

Oh dear god no. Nononononononononono.

How many laptops would end up with pints of beer dumped unceremoniously into them to stop the pain?

Also, it’d probably a dodgy area legally – the tracks from someone’s laptop probably haven’t been licensed for public performance.

Laws of system adminning

As soon as you’ve understood the procedure for one upgrade a superceding upgrade will come out.

As soon as you’ve finished an extended downtime for one of your critical systems for which any downtime is frowned upon, a software update will come out for it.